Halloween // HELP ME MAKE THE BEST COSTUME EVER AND SPREAD THE CHEER

Heya!! I am the number one halloween fan and this year I'm going as a fortune teller in a box (like from the movie big) and want to hand out sheets of paper with onimous fortunes e. g. he's watching, be careful who you trust, big things will happen no matter what, etc. PLEASE HELPP i want to make everyone laugh and have the best halloween and keep the halloween spirit alive