Halloween // Anyone else here just not afraid of ghosts?

Maybe it’s because I’ve dealt with weird stuff my whole life... but I’m sassy lol.

I see a poltergeist video online of a ghost throwing a temper tantrum and people running screaming. I’m like “nah, you better tell that fool to clean his mess up!”

I see a video of a blanket being pulled off a kid and people getting so afraid I’m like “oh HELL NO you better get on somewhere else before we square off with some smudge, holly water, and prayer. Don’t forget, I’ll be on your side one day and you gonna catch my energy.”

I saw a little boy running through my house a few years back and straight yelled at him to quit running in the house. My stuff gets knocked off the tables and I give a lecture. Just cause you’re dead doesn’t mean you don’t obey the house rules! Carry on.