Halloween RT @JasonLVoorhees: So, if you're thinking of dressing up as me for Halloween, here's a few tips to keep it authentic: 1. Stop bathing, now. Seriously, I am unbelievably rank. If I didn't kill idiots so fast, my funk would be fatal. 2. Don't wear flips flops. That's about it. #stalkward

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